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Joke of the Day

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression."

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an alter boy."

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."

"Just had to ask myself, ""What would a competent person do in this situation?"""

"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."

"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"