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Joke of the Day
"I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it."
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"I'm so lazy, if I got kidnapped I'd just think, ""Well, this is where I live now."""
"Ever been kicked in the shin because you don't have any Fruit Loops? Welcome to parenthood."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"Wife: Are you drunk? Me: I know this is a trick question so I'm going with no. Why? W: Because you're naked on the neighbors porch. M:..."
"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""
"Battered women... ...sounds delicious. But that doesn't make it right!"
"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"