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Joke of the Day

"What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"

"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"

"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."

"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."

"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."

"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."