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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."

"A nude man walks into a doctor's office. A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, ""Well, clearly I can see your nuts."""

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"

"What do punctuation marks win in competitions? Apos-trophies"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."

"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."

"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"