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Joke of the Day

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"Make little things count!... Teach midgets math!"

"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on an airplane. The airplane crashes. Who survives? America."

"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""

"reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback"

"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"They say: ""keep your friends close and your enemies closer"". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits."