60821
Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"
Next Joke
"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."
"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"
"[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan"
"What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance."
"What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:"
"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."