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Joke of the Day
"What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"
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"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."
"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"
"I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station."
"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"
"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"
"Some guy keeps saying he's going to post a pic of his girlfriend in his next submission to r/Femdom but never delivers OP is a flagellate"
"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"
"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."