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Joke of the Day
"How long do you have to wait between naps?"
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"Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?"
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"I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world. My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon."
"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."
"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."
"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."
"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."