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Joke of the Day
"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."
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"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""
"On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him ""Have you heard of updog?"""
"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""
"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"
"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."
"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"
"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."
"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"