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Joke of the Day
"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."
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"Guys insult each other and don't really mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't really mean it either"
"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Jehovah's Witness walk into a bar.. I know because they told everyone in less than a minute."
"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"
"If you follow the rules of grammar, people will always help you. If you don't, your on you're own."
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."
"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""