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Joke of the Day

"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""

"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once."

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"

"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"

"Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ""BEAR LEFT"" so they went home."

"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."