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Joke of the Day
"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
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"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"
"So two pencils got in an argument... It ended in a gra-fight."
"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"
"(Work in progress) I want to have sex with a news reporter. I want to have sex with a news reporter. As soon as enter her, I want to scream ""This Just In!"""
"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."
"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."
"Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs"