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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a mistake in a soup recipe? a Pho pas"
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"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."
"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."
"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."
"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."
"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"