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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog cartographer? Newfoundland"

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"I ate a chocolate bar in bed last night & my wife said, ""you have a problem"" so I replied, ""no, you have a problem; I have a chocolate bar."""

"I brush my teeth a lot longer when I'm around another person."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The hell if I know..."

"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"

"Why is Ariana Grande called Ariana Grande? She is only 5 feet tall. Shouldn't she be called Ariana Petite?"

"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"

"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."