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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""
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"How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One to generate a ""ChangeLightBulb"" event to the socket."
"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"
"I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said... ""Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"" I said, ""What are the options?"" She said, ""Yes and No."""
"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest."
"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."
"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"How does a dog catcher gets paid? by the pound."