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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""
Next Joke
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"Marriage is like a hand of cards... You start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for clubs and a spade."
"I was gonna go on a double date the other day... But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with me."
"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."
"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot."
"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"
"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"
"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."
"Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids."