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Joke of the Day

"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."

"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"

"Shakespeare was gay... How else was he so good with his tongue?"

"I just got rear ended... ...and as I got out of the car, without even realizing how funny it was, I said ""That's a pain in the ass"" True story."

"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"