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Joke of the Day
"When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!"
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"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"
"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."
"""Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?"" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. ""I don't work here"" I yelled back."
"What do you call a fat psychic? ...a four chin teller"
"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."
"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."