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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about hitler... At least he killed 6 million Jews"
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"
"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."
"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."
"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."
"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."
"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."
"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"
"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"
"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"