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Joke of the Day

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."

"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."

"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."

"What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon."

"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."

"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."

"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"

"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."

"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."

"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."