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Joke of the Day
"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"
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"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."
"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""
"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."
"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"
"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."