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Joke of the Day

"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."

"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""

"What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh? But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!"

"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."

"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."