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Joke of the Day

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"

"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."

"Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again."

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"

"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""

"I love blowing Leafs in this beautiful Fall weather. Leafs Anderson, he is a real stand up guy."

"You have some up dog on your shoe!! So I was in class one day and my friend turned to me and said, ""You have some up dog on your shoe"" ""What's up dog"" was my response. ""Not much bro, how about you!!!"""