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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"
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"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"
"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"
"If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes... it's the fat one's."
"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"
"Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling."""
"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."