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"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"
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"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"
"If the opposite of pro is con.. What's the opposite of progress?"
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"So you know the show Say Yes To The Dress There should be a show about women deciding whether or not to get an abortion called ""Say Maybe To The Baby"""
"You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring."
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
"Heroin really messed up my household... All the spoons are missing."
"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"
"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"