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Joke of the Day

"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"

"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"

"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"

"What do you call a fat psychic? ...a four chin teller"

"What do fat chicks do in the summer time? Stink."

"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."

"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."

"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"

"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."