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Joke of the Day

"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"

"How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk."

"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is my new mantra when paying bills..."

"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."

"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."

"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"

"Two tachyons are sitting in a gaming cafe when a normal particle walks in. The first tachyon looks over its shoulder and says, ""Fucking causals."""

"Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David"