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Joke of the Day
"""Always leave them wanting more"" is my new mantra when paying bills..."
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"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"
"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"
"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"
"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"
"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."
"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."