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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
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"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."
"Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe? BeCause it's to cold, long a swim"
"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."
"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""
"Did you hear about the most recent police shooting? I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society."
"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"