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Joke of the Day
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
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"Need tips on making something look like an accident."
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."
"Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired."
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"
"Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss."
"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"