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Joke of the Day
"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."
Next Joke
"Did you hear how the scarecrow got his promotion?"
"What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope"
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"
"My coworker looked like a nun today I told her she should break the habit"
"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."
"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."
"What does kanye west eat for breakfast? an omlette you finish."