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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."
Next Joke
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"
"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"
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"Pretty much just pronouncing ""Caramel"" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it."
"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."
"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("