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Joke of the Day

"I let Ellen drive the bus... Pao! Atlest she was able to digg our graves."

"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."

"this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this"

"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."