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Joke of the Day
"What did the statue say to the other statue? Hey, S-tat-ue?"
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"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"
"I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."
"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""
"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"
"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."
"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."
"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"
"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."