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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Alcohol ""Umm ok, how about strengths?"" *pouring him a shot* Sharing"

"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."

"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."