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Joke of the Day
"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"
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"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."
"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."
"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"
"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"
"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"
"Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth... Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!"
"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."