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Joke of the Day

"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"

"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire"

"I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position."

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"

"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"

"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"

"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"

"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."