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Joke of the Day

"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events."

"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."

"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"

"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"

"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"

"I like being handcuffed, but not plant heroin in my car, handcuffed."

"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"

"What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?"