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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
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"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"
"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."
"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."
"""IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!"" - Cats"
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"
"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"
"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""
"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."