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Joke of the Day

"Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do"

"So a horse walks into a bar... And many people leave because that is a safety hazard"

"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."

"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""

"[Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME"

"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"

"[under heavy sniper fire] Platoon leader: where's that sniper fire coming from? Me [crying a fair bit]: a big gun with a telescope on it"

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."