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Joke of the Day

"Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it."

"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."

"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""

"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."

"Somebody told me I'm horrible with names."