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Joke of the Day

"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"

"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."

"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""

"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""

"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."

"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."

"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."