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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."

"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."

"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"

"Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch."

"Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out..."

"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"

"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."