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Joke of the Day

"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."

"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"

"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"

"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."

"This joke is like a Jamaican barbershop... Dreadful"

"Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man"