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"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race..."
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"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."
"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."
"Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom? That's where I store my toiletries."
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"
"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"
"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."
"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""
"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"