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Joke of the Day

"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."

"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""

"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"What do you call memories of old Playstation? Sony-stalgia"

"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."

"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."