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Joke of the Day
"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"
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"Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit? because three Wrights make a left."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"
"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"
"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."
"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."
"I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says."
"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""
"Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery..."