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"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"
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"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."
"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""
"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""
"""And then she kissed the frog and saw him turn into a prince, because kissing frogs makes you hallucinate."" -me as a babysitter"
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
"I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter (taken from a front page meme)"