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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."
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"Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran"
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."
"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."
"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."
"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."