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Joke of the Day

"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""

"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."

"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."

"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."

"Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"""

"Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married... because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single."

"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"

"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"