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Joke of the Day
"Around me, girls tend to lie when they're drunk... Especially on their back"
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"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls."
"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."
"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."
"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."
"Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything."
"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""