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Joke of the Day
"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
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"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"I lost a few pounds today,... but when I lifted up my shirt I found them again."
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