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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
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"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, ""forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"
"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""
"Apparently 1 in 5 of us live next to a paedophile.. Not me though, I live next to a gorgeous 8 year old."
"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"
"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"