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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, ""forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."

"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."

"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."

"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."