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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine? He knew better than to drink and derive."
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"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""
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"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"
"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"